Fired? (No I Quit)
In case you hadn’t guessed,
I thought I’d let you know,
There are rumours that you’re cutting back,
And letting people go.
So I thought I’d save you time,
And perhaps I’d get there first,
As most of your employees,
Expect to hear the worst.
I may be jumping the gun,
And for that I’ll say I’m sorry,
But I didn’t like the job anyway,
So I guess there’s no need to worry.
Thank you for your time,
But my face just didn’t fit,
So I’m handing in my notice,
Or in layman’s terms I quit.
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